Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Cable TV: How to Target the New Class

Like many of my friends, I do not have cable. I have a TV, but it's mainly used to watch Blu-rays and DVDs of shows that we own, borrow or rent. It takes up valuable real estate in our small apartment. It sits there, silent, most of the time. We care a lot about picture quality in our house, so what we watch online, we usually torrent. And, I'm not going to lie, that happens often.

The cable companies are terrified of people like me. Terrified. It's pretty obvious when the president of Disney/ABC tells her daughter, upon hearing she didn't need a TV to bring to school, “You’re going to have a television if I have to nail it to your wall. You have to have one.” But the truth is, it's a unnecessary expense to digitally inclined folks. A TV with cable is expensive and cumbersome and the opposite of the way we are used to experiencing the programs that entertain us.
As an industry where people pay between $70 and $92 a month, that’s a lot of money to a young person today who is getting their first job when they can go out and watch Hulu for free and Netflix for $7.99. So it’s a threat.
– "The children are our future, and they’re not paying for TV" by Ryan Lawler
So, dear cable companies, I, as a random young person in the tradition of the internet, am going to offer you some free advice. I'm going to tell you what you can do to access the huge population of young people who are no longer bothering to pay for cable.

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The one advantage that cable has over streaming/downloading is to that it airs in realtime. This is really valuable with programs that are popular (my friends routinely have viewing parties for the Oscars or a show like Lost  or The Bachelor at our sole friend with cable's house), but is inconvenient most of the time (unless you also have PVR). And now, watching a show live is supported by realtime online discussion. It's common practice to livetweet your reactions to a show's twists and turns, linked to other watchers by hashtag. It's common to "check-in" to a program using GetGlue. If you've missed a TV event, you avoid Facebook et al. to avoid spoiling it for yourself until the latest Megavideo is uploaded. Live TV is the biggest reason why I or any of my friends would want to get cable. Why aren't cable companies using that to their best advantage?

The biggest takeaway from a recent read of mine, What Would Google Do? by Jeff Jarvis (now woefully out of date in some respects, as evidenced by Google's massive Google+ fail), is that the old model for content distribution is dead. The old model for content disseminators was to attract users to a centralized hub, then feed them content. You were a big ol' honey pot attracting flies, which was great for the companies but not really for users – it was far easier to organize and plan all of your content in one location, and to attract advertisers to you. The best current example of this is a site like Yahoo, which can be helpful for mainstream news at a glance, but is shit for just about everything else.

Now, the model as Google has established best, is to put the honey where the flies already are. People are now used to organizing content as they please – reading their favourite blogs in RSS feeds, downloading or PVRing shows to watch at their leisure, saving articles to Evernote to read even when they're offline. They are used to having content tailored to their interests, when they're interested. Google started doing this well when it snuck ads into your inbox and alongside your searches, with its content based on your viewing habits. Facebook does this too, but isn't nearly as subtle. The main goal of this method is to be where the users already are, and it has been massively successful. It's become the backbone of successful internet marketing, and users (while creeped out when they realize what's happening) find it unobtrusive and very useful.

So cable companies, what should you do? In my humble opinion, in order to remain relevant you need to a) start offering livestreaming via the web and b) offer subscriptions to individual channels.

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If people are already using the internet to watch their shows, then offer it to them legitimately. The reason why black markets exist is because they fulfill a need not being met by the current markets – if that need isn't being met by a legal option, people will be inclined to use the illegal one, like streaming sites and torrents. Apple and iTunes, in response to the huge amount of music being downloaded illegally, cornered the market by offering cheap, easy downloads and went gangbusters. People like having a legal option. Follow their lead.

The most attractive benefit of cable is that it plays in realtime, so offer live TV online. Just a paid subscription and the ability to stream TV live on the web. Bam. It's a more attractive option than the free one, because given the option of legal livestreaming, who would want to wait until the episode has already aired and miss out on the discussion? (Well, some people, but fewer then the current average, I'd wager). This also allows you to reach users who cannot afford/do not want a TV, with content you're already broadcasting.

I know Rogers has been dabbling with web streaming (it offers certain shows, usually a day or two after the original air date) but the first company to adopt the livestream TV model is going to be rolling in scads of money. Bonus points: for the Big Guys who offer both cable and internet services (like Rogers and Bell), if you REALLY want to make young hearts go pitter patter, you'd offer free or discounted bandwidth on livestreamed content. Take THAT, Netflix! (But so unlikely, look who's getting away with herself!)

Secondly, cable companies need to cut the bloat. If I wanted to subscribe to a blog and they told me I also need to subscribe to their five sister sites, I'd flip them the bird and unsubscribe, or Google some web-savvier person's workaround and jailbreak my subscription. Offer individual channels that aren't rolled into a package. If I know I only watch the Food Network and HGTV (sad, but kind of true), why assume that I also want Twist TV and Fashion Television?

Admittedly, these packages are much more pared down than they once were, but offering individual channels would allow you to a) capture users who may not be able to purchase full basic cable plus a premium package and b) charge more per individual channel. To extend the iTunes comparison a little further, think of this as offering the ability to purchase individual tracks rather than the whole album. In addition to that, you can advertise other channels to those users (who otherwise would be completely outside your reach) and potentially gain more business from them down the line.

So, dear cable companies, stop clinging to an old model that is becoming increasingly outdated. I get it – you're really afraid that parcelling out your hard-won content is going to seriously weaken your coffers. But I really don't see how you can lose here. You'd gain a captive audience of new users (young ones with long lives, at that) and diversified income streams on content you're already sharing. Your current model is sputtering and you know it. All it takes is a little thinking outside the cable box.

And readers, I really want to know what you think about this. Am I on the right track? Would you subscribe to livestream web TV or individual channels?

Monday, November 7, 2011

Eat It: Huevos Rancheros

It was that kind of morning: awake a little too early because we had just gained an hour, a fully stocked fridge, no plans in the foreseeable future. I had already spent half the morning lounging in bed with Mindy Kaling's new book (much to the chagrin of my dog) and decided no, heading out for brunch was not for me. I was going to cook at home, where the only dress code was my pink kitty kat robe.


And boy, was I glad I did. I only remembered to take a picture about halfway through, and only one at that. This huevos rancheros was great for using up some odds and ends from tacos a few nights back. You may have what you need already in your fridge – if so, you should make this some hungry morning or evening, when it's too cold outside and your body craves sustenance. A lot of the elements are food basics and can last a long time in your pantry, so have 'em on hand because I promise you, that hungry day will come, friend.

I'm addicted to cumin and cilantro, so you might want to scale back on those things if you're not a big fan. I try to always stock a can of black beans because they're perfect in a pinch – filling, nutritious, and inexpensive. The bean mixture is very adaptable, so use up your leftover mushrooms, bell peppers, corn, even shredded carrot. I'm no purist, and it'll still taste delish. You'll have about a cup of leftover bean mixture afterward too, which you can use as burrito filling, a pair to rice, a dip for tortilla chips, or add it to your next batch of chili.

Huevos Rancheros
Refried beans will serve 3

1 tbsp olive oil
Half a medium onion, diced
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tomatoes, diced
1 can black beans, rinsed
3 tbsp lime juice
1 tbsp cumin
1 tsp chili powder
Handful of fresh cilantro, rinsed and chopped
1 tsp butter
2 eggs per tortilla
Shredded cheese (I used an Italiano blend with mozzarella, which was fine; cheddar would be better)
Small tortillas (I used jalepeno ones, which were mighty tasty)

1. Put the olive oil in a small pot or frying pan and start cooking onions on medium. Add garlic after a minute or two (it'll burn otherwise). Cook until onions are softened, then add tomatoes. Cook for a few minutes longer.

2. Add black beans, lime juice, cumin and chili powder, and mix well. Let cook at medium for roughly 7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add some of cilantro (maybe 2 generous tbsps?), stir in, and let cook for 3–5 more minutes if you want your beans distinctly bean-shaped, or cook a bit longer if you like them as more of a paste. Mash the beans with your spoon, if you'd like. Turn off heat.

3. Put the butter in a frying pan; once melted, swirl the pan so it coats the bottom and let it bubble. Crack two eggs in it and let cook roughly 4 minutes – enough for whites to be cooked thoroughly but the yolks to still be runny. Remove eggs from pan and put them gently on a plate. Be careful not to break the yolks!

4. Place a tortilla in the frying pan used for the eggs. Sprinkle tortilla with shredded cheese and place eggs back on top of cheese. Remove tortilla from pan once the bottom is crispy and the cheese is melted.

5. Put a few generous dollops of black bean mixture on top of the egg-cheese-tortilla, plus some fresh cilantro. Other things that would be delicious on hand that maybe your kitchen has and mine did not: salsa, sour cream, hot sauce, guacamole or avocado.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Winter Layers

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How many days a week do you look in your closet and say to yourself (or to your boyfriend, or cat, or pillow) "I've got nothing to wear." Every day? Yeah, me too. And for someone who spends so much time and energy carefully cultivating their wardrobe, this is really discouraging. It seems like every day is another lackluster outfit, and by noon I wish I could go home and change.

I look at sites like Man Repeller, who is over the top with her layering, I know, (and coming to Holts on Bloor in Toronto next week!) but I am inspired to mix a little bit of print, wear a bunch of bracelets at once, or y'know, just do something other than a skirt and a sweater, or jeans and a top.

Because I love taking advice from fashion blogs (I'm an intern, what do you think I do all day!), here are a list of sites that I have been taking mental notes from. If you're as backwards as me when it comes to getting dressed in the morning, maybe these little tutorials can help you out too.

Refinery 29: 5 Layering Tricks You've Never Tried

StyleCaster: 5 Ways to Style Your Sweaters for Fall





JAK & JIL BLOG


Really, I just want to look like Catherine Baba.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Three Movies for a Night Getting Scared Silly

It's that time of year – I'm feeling the urge to cancel all my plans, wear comfy sweaters and cozy up on the couch, order in Indian and spend a night watching movies with my man and my dog. There are worse fates than a bout of hibernation, right?

And maybe I'm just riding a post-Halloween kick, but I'm really feeling scary movies right now. I've grown to love movies where the ground is constant shifting and there's a mounting sense of doom. Funny how I used to absolutely hate horror movies, and now they're some of my favourites – provided the scares are earned and not just utter gross outs (although they have their place too). And if they're able to have a great sense of humour too? Even better.

Rent these, and plan to stay up all night having fun (with the lights on, maybe).


One of the funniest horror movies I've seen, An American Werewolf in London (1981) is pure treats.

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Two friends, setting out across the English countryside for a backpacking trip, find a lot more trouble than they bargained for out on the moors – especially when the next full moon rises. Directed by John Landis, the director of Michael Jackson's iconic Thriller video, the film balances the gore and growing worries of its main character with a real sense of humour and silliness. Think Xander from Buffy if he were a werewolf – a little neurotic, a whole lot of cracking wise, and boy-next-door charms. Of course, there's 80s style gore and a soundtrack of "moon" hits, perfect for keeping the pace when you're gasping for air between laughs and jumping out of your chair.


If you haven't watched your fill of satanic horror movies post-Halloween, you should probably watch The House of the Devil (2009).
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I saw this last Halloween at the Lightbox, and it's got all the hallmarks of a classic horror film – a night of babysitting, a spooky house out in the woods, a couple of babely teens (including Greta Gerwig, who I find really relatable and believable in just about every role). It's a throwback to classics like John Carpenter's Halloween, and it's great that a lot of the actors are mostly unknown (with the exceptions of Gerwig and Tom Noonan, who you'll just know from somewhere) – it gives it a sense of realism you don't often see in today's popular sexy slashers. Mostly, it's a lot of quiet time in a creepy house, and the best moves don't need much more than that.


If you're looking for the best kind of classic, you NEED to see The Thing (1982) (don't you DARE see the remake instead!)
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An isolated base in the Antarctic, a huge snowstorm, a discovery in the ice. These elements beautifully come together in John Carpenter's masterful thriller, honing in on the desperation when you can't trust those you're trapped with. Backed up by a brooding score from Ennio Morricone, the growing tensions explode into amazing moments of practical special effects (god, how I miss the days pre-glossy digital everything).

Fans of the X-Files will recognize the plot as similar to one in the first season, when Mulder and Scully get trapped in an arctic station. And might I also add that Kurt Russell is pretty much a god in this one – a full on mountain man beard and a leader willing to take control of a situation that is spiraling dangerously. There is also some primo dog acting going on, but here's a warning for the faint of heart: this movie has some pretty intense gore. It's awesome, though, I promise.


What are your favourite scary movies?
I need some new ones to watch this weekend!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

6 Reasons Why I Love the X-files

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1. It's scary, but not too scary.
I am a major wuss. I haven't seen a horror film made past the year 2000 because I just can't handle it (while you can argue that old horror films are scarier anyway, they are least have that cheese factor that distances their modern day audience and makes me feel less like it could be my life). The X-files is just old enough (they have cell phones, but really old clunky cell phones) for me to feel comfortable (that kind of thing would never happen now..... right?!) and relies more on gross-out creepiness, who dun it, and how is that possible, than jump out at you, make you stay up all night with nightmares kind of scariness.

2. Even if you're not super into the UFO/alien thing, there's more for you to see.
Actually, my favourite episodes are the ones that aren't about aliens, aren't about furthering the plot,  but kind of stand alone. Mulder and Scully investigate the murder of a baby and find out that super-duper inbred brothers are raping their mother to create a heir? Check. Two teenage best friends who share a birthday and (long story short) develop magical powers start killing boys at their school? Check. A down-on-his-luck guy gets a woman's face tatooed on his arm and the jealous tattoo (with the voice of Jodie Foster) tells him to kill other women (including Jennie Garth and Scully)? Check. A man who eats cancerous tumours is able to regenerate himself? Okay, I'll stop giving away the story line, but just so you know, that was all from season 4.

3. The sexual tension between Mulder and Scully that exists from the pilot.
This has been driving me crazy. Do they have feeling for each other? Do they not? Either way, they are working together really closely, and getting to know each other really well by sharing lots of intimate secrets. I can't wait to see what happens there. They belong together.

4. Each episode is an hour long.
Which is the perfect time to take a break from whatever you are doing and get your mind off life, and get your heart beating a little faster. Alternately, it means that you can watch about 5 episodes on a Saturday afternoon when your boyfriend is at work and still have time to do other fun weekend stuff.

5. It's nothing if not unexpected.
After getting through the first three seasons I thought I had gotten into a groove and then came an episode called "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man" that blew me away, and changed the way I thought about a lot of things that have happened so far. You will consistently be surprised. Nothing is black and white.


6. That feeling you get when you're invested in a TV shows story and characters.
I love watching an entire series in a relatively short period of time, like I've done with countless others—The Golden Girls, The Sopranos, etc. It's so rewarding to have an end in sight and be able to finish the series and close it up like a book, knowing everything you are supposed to know. Except with the X-files, I'm not sure that all the questions are going to be answered, which—in this case—could be just as rewarding.


Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Advice to Sink In Slowly

It's the start of a new month. How we're already through October I'll never know, but I'm making a conscious effort to look at this month as a fresh start. My beloved Google Reader has undergone a major overhaul overnight (taking with it one of my fave online communities). Susan Miller's telling me there are positive changes on the way (ugh, but expensive ones. And let's hope that baby thing doesn't come true either).

I've been feeling in a bit of a slump the past month, but November, man, we're gonna change all that. I'm going to finally get on that waking up thing, and maybe start those routines I was supposed to back in June. With that in mind, advice to sink in slowly seems like a well timed find.


Based in the UK, this project aspires to pass on personal advice and inspiration from graduating students to incoming ones. First years at participating schools are each given a poster, which I think is such a warm and useful welcome. These posters, beautifully illustrated and lovingly conceived, share advice on every aspect of life, from finding inspiration to eating breakfast every morning. It's good advice for all of us, not just students, and luckily, they're available to order at very reasonable rates.

A few of my favouites:

by Liz May

by Nigel Peake

by Thomas Austin

by David Gibson

by Oliver Sutherland

by David Plant

by Gemma Correll

by Owen Davey

Here's hoping you (and I!) find some inspiration today.